My boy R wanted me to help him come up with some of our own Flanimals. If you haven’t come across them, Flanimals are Ricky Gervais’ creation for children. Here’s my attempt.
The Shoepunk lives in trees and catches Flatchen for his tea. Flatchen are slimey and they taste like porridge and Marmite which is disgusting, so the Shoepunk hates them. Shoepunks aren’t very clever, so they haven’t worked out what else they can catch with their ringclaws. Amazingly, they always look happy!