Dear Miss T,
I’m very sorry that you’re leaving the company. We are all going to miss you. You’re fab. Thanks so much for being a good friend (we shall remain so). Thanks also for the gift of clothes you gave me today. I’ve had fun trying them all on and apart from one, I can definately use these! I look forward to my next night out.
Good luck in your new job. I know you’ll do well, you’re that kinda person. I look forward to seeing you at company events in the future thanks to the new love of your life.
Go to it!
Love from Sleeper