Author Archives: dimorphism

The funniest thing on the internet!

Veet for Men – Reviews at Amazon Some people have WAY too much time on their hands! 🙂 I’m glad they do.

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What is Art?

This was my attempt to capture the mood of the sea last time I went windsurfing. Another partial success I fear. 😉 Here’s a link well worth a look for the art aficionados among you… Art…get it?

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ePublishing Beckons

The excitement of being on the penultimate chapter of the rewrite of my novel is somewhat tempered by the receipt this week of two more rejections from agents taking the total to five (this draft). You’d think, that with all … Continue reading

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MI6 isn’t Spooks

Gareth Williams was almost certainly a transvestite (get over it). Here are the clues: he had a woman’s wig in his home, he had thousands of pounds of women’s clothes and we have been shown photographs of him in full … Continue reading

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Back in the sea. The taste of brine and tang of life.

At long last, Otherphil and I got back to windsurfing and the day was good. It was good to laugh with him and share a joke. The last couple of months have not been easy for him. I got a … Continue reading

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Rejection

If you’ve ever wondered what a rejection letter/email looks like from an authors’ agent, here’s an example: QUOTE >> Dear Dimorphism, Thank you for allowing us the opportunity to consider your work. We are afraid that, despite its qualities, we … Continue reading

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Living in interesting times

It cannot be said that my life is boring or uneventful, though I suppose my life would seem excessively dull to a polar explorer. Ranulf Fiennnes or Robin Knox-Johnston would surely be driven mad with boredom if they had to … Continue reading

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The Tranny Shouter

“Trannies!” shouted the Tranny Shouter from his Tranny Shouting Tower. “Trannies, Trannies!” he called excitedly again in the evening gloom. Susan and I walked on. Ah, bless him! We introduced some excitement in his life. Many thanks to Susan for … Continue reading

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And so the story continues…

I WILL FINISH THIS THING! The rewrite has now passed page 200 and with only two more scenes required to finish chapter 13, I really am deep into this draft. I have to admit that I am full of hope. … Continue reading

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Troll Hunter – Film Review

I first saw the posters for Troll Hunter last year but by the time I got around to trying to see it at the cinema, it was no longer showing anywhere within a hundred miles. It looked promising. The world … Continue reading

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